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  1. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    Haha, seriously? I didn't think Stephenie Meyer would read good books.
  2. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    What are they :c I couldn't make it that far in the first book.
  3. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    Yeah he's pretty handsome. Though what the hell there's a film about Lorca and Dali and I wasn't informed wtf EDIT: oh okay it's not out yet, that explains it!
  4. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    this is a pretty cool summary. Also, in case you thought the horrible spawn story of the last novel couldn't get worse, Edward has to give Bella a cesarean with his teeth. His teeth. Obviously Bella couldn't get an abortion because Meyer's a Mormon but that's all kind of fucked up. Not...
  5. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    yeah, that's because robert pattison hates edward just as much as any other normal person would. he trolled the hell out of stephanie meyer too by leaking Morning Sun onto the internet.
  6. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    I'm slowly reading through it and even though I'm only on like page ten I'm starting to see where all this negative criticism comes from. Bella is such a whiny bitch uggh. I feel sorry for her dad.
  7. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    I saw an interview of the girl who plays Bella on Letterman and christ is she dumb.
  8. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    I am completely serious.
  9. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    ...with mind-projection powers. It tells the weird Native American werewolf dude it loves him and he falls in love with a small baby. The baby marries him when she's six, because vampires grow like super fast and she has the body of an 18-year-old. Seriously.
  10. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    What I find weird is how Edward managed to impregnate Bella. His thing is that he has no bodily fluids (blood, etc) so how did he manage to input his satanic spawn into his wife? Did he manage to kick his prostate into overdrive? Does he have special vampire sperm? This is one of the many things...
  11. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    You haven't read many books, then.
  12. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    tbh if this was a book where the author could write worth shit and didn't try to pass off this abusive relationship as tru luv I'd probably read it properly.
  13. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    I'm just reading this to get an impression of what the book's like. I'm sort of thinking about getting it to see how bad it is exactly but I don't want to waste money on something like this. whattodowhattodo
  14. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    Edward sucking mountain lion blood makes him a tremendous douchebag. Mountain lion blood. Mountain lion blood. Mountain lions are on the 'near threatened' list too wtf. Fuck Twilight and fuck Twilight's author. Hahaha, he owns.
  15. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    To me, Rowling has an awful writing style, the characters are all horrible and Harry is a walking cliché. Oh, I'm an orphan the serie's noseless villain fucked my parents over and I can't shut up about it, Oh hey look despite being ABUSED FOR YEARS!!!D: I'm incapable of being mean and am...
  16. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    And oh my god the ending is the worst thing ever i hope him and all his dumbass children get colon cancer seriously.
  17. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    Just because it's popular or highly reccomended doesn't mean it's good i.e. Harry Potter
  18. Vladimir Putin's LJ

    Twilight

    Sounds pretty boring, and if it's similar to Harry Potter I feel an even bigger urge to ignore it completely, but I suppose I shouldn't judge. Almost certainly won't read it , though.
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